EXCLUSIVE: Gary Williams' To-Do List

Hey everybody, I have some exciting news! I was hanging out by Comcast today and when I picked up a non-descript piece of paper with some hasty scrawl on it. Upon further examination, I discovered it was the lost to-do list of Gary Williams! It seems mostly focused on the game with the Fightin' Illini tonight.

MY SUPER TO-DO LIST
by Gary Williams

- Shower and wear some Speedstick.

- Make fun of Illini coach Bruce Weber on the ridiculous shirts he wore at the Maui Invitational.

- Make Chuck get some extra towels to wipe the floor in my coaching box.

- Ask James Gist his shoes size. About 15? 16? Ask him height: 6'8, 6'9? Are you athletic? Yes? OK, now play like it. And remind him he can't make the sky hook.

- Tell Greivis that he doesn't need to take the jump shots. Try and slash first, and if it isn't there, just dish. You're still a star, baby.

- Give thanks that Eric Gordon went to Indiana.

- Remind Eric Hayes that he's a stud beyond the 3-point line and at the charity stripe.

- Tell Landon Milbourne to not be afraid to get into the post and slash because his 3-point shots just aren't going in.

- Make sure Boom doesn't try cornrows; FREE THE FRO!

- Get an extra jersey for Keith Booth in case he needs to go in when the starting bigs foul out.

- Make Chuck get more towels at halftime.

- Don't forget what happened last year.

Good luck, Gary.